Sunday, January 9, 2011
Hello friends, 10 easy tips to have a one-night stand:
1-Don’t have a one-night stand with a co-worker, sibling’s friend, friend’s sibling, ex’s friend, friend’s ex, mail carrier, or anyone else you’re likely to bump into often.True experience. Do have one on vacation or a business trip, but remember do not to have someone waiting for you (forget about getting married at least till you are 30).
2-Make sure the fleeting nature of the encounter is mutual doesn't matter; if you think the other person foresees a beautiful relationship developing don't worry, you'll be worth it, so do not abort the mission. In the right kind of environment, you might even be able to say, with a cheeky grin, “Let’s have sex and never see each other again.” If you don't feel like saying it you can always do the naked man. Ask her to use the toilet of her apartment, take off the suit and wait till she appears. There are plenty of positions to do: the superman, the thinker, the Captain Morgan or the 'ups i didnt see you there, Mr. clean, many positions to display! But remember it only works 2 out of 3 times, so dont be embarrassed if she just makes you suit up again.
3-Keep the emotional baggage light and the mood breezy: Don’t talk about family, exes, therapy, or anything that can mess you awesome night!
4-Be safe bros! Always wear condoms that are close to go out of date so you've got an excuse to use them all!
5-You wont see her again, so you can invent as much stuff about yourself as your imagination lets you.
6-Because this person doesn’t know you so well, use it as an opportunity to experiment: be a little kinkier, whatever that means for you. Perhaps it’s role-playing and spanking, or perhaps it’s just doing it doggie-style. But if you’re going to attempt any dirty talk, never demand, “Say my name,” just in case the other person already forgot it (awkward). Also, never let a stranger tie you up, too many bitches out there that would let you tied up, if they discover that you lied.
7-Remember that reciprocity has to happen now, during this one-and-only session, so be giving…and demanding.
8-No need to spoon, but let’s be grownups here: Past midnight, it’s just polite to offer to share your bed for the night and enjoy your time.
9-If you never want to see them again, don’t lie and say you’ll call. Go instead with a simple, sincere, “I had a totally awesome time” (high-five). NO! Always leave before breakfast or while she takes a shower.
10-If you used the story of the military that leaves the next morning but you enjoyed the night, call her the following night and tell her that you got an extra night in the city!
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