Hello friends, have you ever been in a relationship without future, but you dont know the perfect moment to tell your partner is over? Well here there is a theory that will save your life:
Relationships are like freeways, and there are exits that can be taken to get out of them:
1. 6 hours (one night stand*)
2. 4 days
3. 3 weeks
4. 7 months
5. 1.5 years/18 months
6. 18 years
7. death
If you take too long to read my blog, and its too late dont worry. Youll just get married and start dying a bit more every day, but dont feel bad. Eventually youll get children and you wont sleep anymore too.
*You meet, you talk, you have sex, you exit when she's in the shower.
1 comment:
el numero 1 triunfa la ostia
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