RODRIGUEZ INSTANT LOVE NEST - ROILN

Barcelona is an isle of wonder, an isle of merriment, and an isle brimming with some of the most gorgeous women in the world. Unfortunately, it is also an isle of congestion. And while any venue can prove a fruitful and fertile pick-up spot, the snail-like pace of traffic presents an unwelcome impediment to closing the deal.

Too many young women have been denied their wildest fantasies—struck down on their way to bliss by the bifurcated spear of inebriation and sleepiness. What can I say: Traffic's a bitch. But, as usual, I have devised a solution: Rodriguez's Instant Love Nest (ROILN).

Light and portable, you can assemble your Love Nest nearly anywhere. Try it in the alley behind your favorite bar, on a rooftop, or in a doctor's waiting room. And never again worry about missing an opportunity to get to know someone a little better.